Stanford: Virtually all of Stanford`s undergraduates live on campus. Write a note to your future roommate that reveals something about you or that will help your roommate - and us - know you better. (2000 characters)

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Dear roommate,

Close your eyes, then conceive and perceive the tranquil resonance of a dripping sound pervading our immaculately disheveled room ensued by a feebly redolent aroma. Coffee? Nah. Tea!

...But setting aside my affected and still amateurish rhetoric for the moment, are we by the way allowed to have hot plates in our room? Do you know? If not, well…