289-word version:
Unless serious about a dietary agenda—even then rather compulsory than voluntary—I have yet to come across anyone who, regardless of cultural pedigree, dislikes a pizza. Everyone is just content to devour it on site—with, of course, the prior little fun of always much anxious but almost never prosperous timing of the delivery to see if the pizza can be gotten for free—without even a second of consideration as to why everyone likes it so much...

450-word version:
Unless serious about a dietary agenda, I have yet to come across anyone who, regardless of cultural pedigree, dislikes a pizza. With a mote of adaptation from the science of chemosensor or chemoreceptor—in which taste is corroboratively classified into five categories with several uncorroborated auxiliaries: sweet, bitter, salty, savory, sour, and one of the auxiliaries being metallic, or “fishy” in my term, and to which I must add “bland”—it is probably because of the assimilated taste that makes a pizza delicious is rather similar to the feats and failures-amalgamated sentiment of life that makes life all the more delectable...

831-word version:
Unless serious about a dietary agenda—even then rather compulsory than voluntary—I have yet to come across anyone who, regardless of cultural pedigree, dislikes a pizza. Everyone is just content to devour it on site—with, of course, the prior little fun of always much anxious but almost never prosperous timing of the delivery to see if the pizza can be gotten for free—without even a second of consideration as to why everyone likes it so much. With a mote of adaptation from the science of chemosensor or chemoreceptor—in which taste is corroboratively classified into five categories with several uncorroborated auxiliaries: sweet, bitter, salty, savory, sour, and one of the auxiliaries being metallic, or “fishy” in my term, and to which I must add “bland”—it is probably because of the assimilated taste that makes a pizza delicious is rather similar to the feats and failures-amalgamated sentiment of life that makes life all the more delectable...