355-word version:
Most people think that the common ground between man and cheese starts and ends with the odd similarity between the odor of cheese and an old pair of socks...

443-word version:
Most people think that the common ground between man and cheese starts and ends with the odd similarity between the odor of cheese and an old pair of socks...

671-word version:
Most people think that the common ground between man and cheese starts and ends with the odd similarity between the odor of cheese and an old pair of socks that has been left in a corner for days...